Zero In Productions produces a wide range of unique comedy truetones for use as mobile incoming txt alerts, calls or just humorous sound bites.
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Comedy Truetones
Valentines Day Loser	Valentines Day Divorce Poem
This is Ya Girl friend Ringing	Ya large n muscular Boyfriendpreview
Oh Hoorah I have a txt msg	Roll out the Midgets
Make me Laugh!	Only a Gay Man is a happy man

Flabio ToyBoy a colourful collection of calls from your latin toyboy Flabio, whether hes short of money at the Casino or just had a minor mishap with your Bentley in the pool he knows to let his fingers do the walking...

Gangsta Hamster Truetones are a collection of ghetto streetwise feral attitude for your phone, these attention getting clips add more bling to ya ring.

Gangsta Hamster Series Truetones
Bling bling pick up phone u chav	Earn yah keep
Hamster Slap	I'm Dumping yo lily white ass
I'm pimping yo preview	Pick up the phone
Silly ass face txt msg	Tagged and released into wild
You like it like dis	Yo is one ugly Mofo

Redneck Truetones mobile series, a collection of offbeat white trash ringtones for your mobile, take a piece of the country where ever yal are, you hear..

Redneck Series Truetones
Aint Gonna Marry Ya	Aliens Coming To Probe Ya Ass
Answer Goddam Phone Sob CitySlicker!	Answer Phone Or Get Frisked
Bag Me Sum Roadkill	Cityslickers
Dam Illegals Kick Yo Ass	Dont Be Messing With...
Goddam Illegals	Hog Crossing Zone
Hot Diggity U Is Fine Looking Lady	I Got Itchy Trigger Finger
I Like The Way U Drive	Mighty Fine Cellophone
My Boot Up Ya Cornhole	One Legged Hooker In Heels
Out Of My Lane U Sob	Pick Up Ya Phone
Pull Over Illegal	Ringtones Illegal In this county
Stuck In Wrong Gear	Talking Outya Cornhole
U Got Email Boy	U Think Your Real Pretty Lady
Weeeell Doggy preview	Why You Son Of A Bitch
Yal Hitting My Ass Boy	Yal Is Road Trash
Yal Ran Over Betsy The Pig	Yal Remind Me Of My Moma
Yeehaaaw	Pick up ya phone Yo Moma Ringing
You Vexing Me Boy	.

A collection of Winston Churchyard morale boosting truetones from the wireless, add some history and class to your mobile with wise football words from the great British wartime leader.

Winston Churchyard Football Series Truetones
Away From Phone Msg	Beckum Hit With Slipper
Better to Die On The Pitch	England Football Team
English Football Hooligan	Football Crouch not Crotch
Jerry Football Installations	Not A Kickaround in the park
Operation World Cup Day	Perils Of Pro Footballer
Rooney Pass The Bloody Ball	Run Rabbit Run
Something The Germanspreview	We are English
We Must Take Berlin	World Cup Speech

Various truetone clips taken from the hikikomori.tv series for use as txt alerts and mobile incoming calls.

Hikikomori.tv Series Truetones
Asian Driver Coming Through	Bad Funshui Very Bad preview
Beam Me Up Mr Wu	Bing Bong
I Give You Chinese Burn!	Chinese Burnz Theme tune
Clip Round Ear Hole	Dirty Picture
Dont Hang Up On Me Jerk	Porno In Your Inbox
Sushi Burgers	Time For Cookie
Very Nasty Virus	Whats Wrong With You
You Want Me Punk	Yum Whale Burger

Dr Rickets, 1940s village GP truetones, in a simpler time when men were men, women pushed tea trolleys and the village GP discussed your personal medical notes down the pub.

Dr Rickets Series Truetones
Dr Rickets Smear Test	Dr Rickets Smoking is good for you
Dr Rickets Calling from Ploughmans	Dr Rickets Bra and Panties preview
Dr Rickets Poo Sample	.

Sick of all the Christmas specials on TV and good will to all, with
This is Santa Calling series of truetones show your serious lack of the Christmas Spirit.